A More Perfect Union: Sexy, 2011. Courtesy bitforms gallery, NYC.

R. Luke Dubois made a series of easy-to-read color-coded maps based on dating profile results. Hope you know your geography!

Better hope you aren’t colorblind, because reading R. Luke Dubois’ candy-colored personality-trait maps will be virtually impossible. The New York-based performer and artist has manufactured 29 maps showing how men and women throughout America describe themselves when it comes to looking for love. His research? Sifting through 19 MILLION dating profiles. Will the results surprise you? They shocked me!

If you’re looking for a guy who describes himself as ‘sexy’, then head to Texas, Georgia, Mississippi or Nevada. Apparently these boys haven’t met a mirror they didn’t like.

If you like funny boys, take a powder in Colorado or head to either Arizona or Kentucky (random, I know).

You’ll find the happiest guys in Florida, Colorado or Texas – and NOT in California, strangely enough.

Although I do hope you’re not a gold-digger about to take his money when he’s in need, here’s where you’ll find guys who describe themselves as the richest in the land: Nevada, Kansas (WTF), California, Texas, Georgia and Oklahoma.

Just so you know where to avoid (unless psycho is your bag) the guys in these states describe themselves as ‘crazy’ motherf***ers: California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, Washington and pretty much every single state in the Southeast (you know who you are North Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida).

Where do kinky boys reside with their whips, chains and closetful of women’s underwear? That proud honor would go to states like Texas (again?), New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho, South Dakota and Arkansas.

And last, but certainly not least, is where you’ll find the virgins. If you don’t feel like being a teacher, avoid these parts of the good, ol’ U S of A at all costs. If you like unlocking the odd chastity belt or two, then what are you waiting for? Book your flights, ladies! De-virginate in Louisiana, Alabama, Minnesota and Indiana.

If I didn’t mention your state and you’re dying to see how your boys rate, click here...and happy hunting!

Laura xo

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