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A Brazilian judge ruled that one woman is allowed to surf the net for porn during work. Jealous much?

When I think of Brazil, I imagine cut-out bathing suits, banana hammocks, nudity and a whole lot of tanned, baby-oiled skin. In my imagination — because, sadly, I have never been — it is a land of carnal desire whose residents do nothing but think of having sexuals all day long. A new report from AOL has done nothing to dissuade my idea that Brazil is a playgirl’s paradise: a judge recently ruled that one Brazilian woman is allowed to look at porn and masturbate…during work! Did she replace ‘lunchtime’ with ‘sexual power hour?’

Unfortunately, the judge isn’t letting Ana Catrian Bezerra indulge in some self-pleasure during her on-site hours without reason. The 36-year-old accountant reportedly suffers from a rare condition called “hypersexuality”, which is described by Wikipedia as an “extremely frequent or suddenly increased sexual urge or sexual activity.” Her problem made work impossible — especially given that she was masturbating up to 47 times a day, which breaks down to a session with the good, old vibrator twice an HOUR. That’s a whole hell of a lot of self love happening right there.

Now, thanks to the judge’s ruling and some nifty new medications, she’s cut her masturbation time down to 18 times per day and is managing to be much more effective on the job.

All I can say is, thank God she’s not a guy — because that kind of constant daytime activity would make working on a computer next to impossible. Hand cramp city!

So why write about looking for self-love on LoveTrekker? Well, as I always say, ladies, to each her own. Sometimes a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do — and Ana is doing the smartest thing possible for herself. While a vibrator’s batteries can be replaced, what man on the planet (that isn’t on Viagra) could manage to keep up?

That said, go out and celebrate National Masturbation Month this May, but you better hurry up because there’s only 12 days left — so get busy!

Laura xo

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10 Responses
  1. Jessy says:

    In Brazil they call it hypersexuality, in the US they call that sex addiction, just sayin.

  2. Bobbydoll says:

    ‘a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.’ good stuff laura. you know you probably could write this blog from a computer in Brazil…

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