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Keep every Thursday open for the rest of the summer. Just sayin’

I don’t know what in the hell is wrong with me (OK, that’s a lie). Every single Thursday last summer I made up an excuse to avoid the FREE concerts at Santa Monica pier. I had to wash my hair. I had to work. I had to sleep. And so forth. All these things were probably true, as I had a hellish, time-consuming job around this time last year, but there is no excuse for such a grave misstep. You want men, ladies? I’ll give you men. Lots and lots and lots of men. Every Thursday night for the rest of the summer. Did you hear my purr of contentment? more…