Which city folks get laid the least, how to tell the size of his penis and are there signs he has E.D.?

Because July 4th has come and gone, I suspect you’re all in various states of exhaustion, suffering from hangovers and are bummed to be back at work after whatever shenanigans you had last weekend. So I thought I’d start your shortened week off with a little something to make you smile: penis talk. Although, now that I think about it, the ‘little’ part won’t really do you much good…

Fact #1  The average penis size is much smaller than most men think — and we prefer girth over length.

A study done by the British Journal of Urology states that penis size doesn’t really vary as much as men think (unless you’re Allen Iverson, apparently): the average penis size around the world is 5.5-6.3 inches in length and 4.7 – 5.1 inches in girth. And guess what? We ladies don’t really good a flying you-know-what about the size of a guy’s member. He, in fact, stresses out much more if he thinks he’s not packing an adequate amount of heat; we’d prefer he have a really good personality or be really hot. But if we had to pick one, 90% of the ladies polled said that girth is much more important than length. I wanted to make an analogy about a carrot and a sausage, but I really can’t do that to you.

Fact #2:  A lack of flossing may lead to erectile dysfunction — so beware of bad teeth!

I don’t want to hear any jokes about my beloved Brits here, please. Their teeth aren’t nearly as bad as the media would have you believe. A new study in the Journal of Sex and Medicine finds that poor oral hygiene can lead to erectile dysfunction. Using rats as test subjects (so they used most men then?), scientists ascertained that periodontitis, an infection of the gums, impaired the rats’ ability to get hard. For the record, I myself can’t believe I’m talking about rat erections. You might thank me later when you avoid dating a dude with nasty teeth though.

Fact #3 If you live in LA or Houston, you’re probably getting laid…a lot

Trust Trojan condoms to not only keep you safe, but to give you the skinny (and some girth, apparently) on which Americans are getting busy most frequently. The residents of my own fair city of Los Angeles and Houston, Texas are making sweet, sweet love the most — 135 and 125 times a year, respectively — while the residents of Philadelphia and Dallas are having sexuals the least. Don’t dismiss Philly yet though — although its citizens aren’t spending as much time in the sack as they could, they’re making the most of their time in bed: they report high rates of sexual satisfaction, as do New Yorkers and those from Atlanta. Conversely, although LA peeps are having the most sex, it isn’t very good — they only have a 75% satisfaction level. Other low cities include Boston, Chicago and San Francisco.

Fact #4 You CAN tell how big (or small) he is

Want to learn a little trick? Check out the distance between his ring finger and his index finger. The bigger the ratio, the bigger Mr. Peepers will be, say Korean researchers. He might wonder why you’re gazing at his hand in disgust, but never mind. There’s always bigger sharks in the sea!

Laura xo

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