The infamous Manneken Pis statue in Brussels, Belgium

These celebrities named their Johnson what?!

Don’t judge me. It’s Sunday, I’m tired and this amused me. I don’t really get why guys feel the name to give their penis a separate name. Why isn’t it just an extension of themselves? Why must they blame the things that they do on their manhood, as if it — and not them — are responsible? I’ve heard guy friends talk about their dick (pardon my Spanglish) in the third person; re: “Mr. Peepers isn’t happy right now”  or “Willis hurts” (ew but true story, this was actually said aloud). And yes, I’ve heard them blame their sexual irresponsibility on their dangly bit; “The Rock got me in trouble last night…again.” Can someone explain this to me? more…