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This Swiss town is where Ben reportedly chooses evil Courtney over sweet Lindzi. UGH.

Ben Flajnik is a fool. Just putting it out there. Not that I know the dude personally or anything, or even watch his show, The Bachelor, but I certainly know a guy who’s thinking with his dick when I see one. Based on the way the series has gone this season (um, I read the blogs, OK?), Ben is going to make one hell of a mistake by proposing to — spoiler alert! – Courtney Robertson over Lindzi Cox. I know what he’s thinking, which is that no one for serious gets married to someone they met on a reality show (unless you’re Ryan and Trista Sutter, that is), and if he’s going to sleep with someone, it might as well be someone hot. But now that I’m almost done bitching about Ben and his fickle male ways, let’s focus on where he makes the dumbest move of the year: Zermatt, Switzerland. more…