Have sex, make money! Wait a minute…
God, to be European. Those fine folks don’t have nearly as many of the sexual hangups that we Americans do. In fact, one Norwegian-based sexual health charity is actually requesting – nay, challenging – men to have protected sex by urging them to actually have sex. At a set hour. On a set day. FOR AN HOUR. Which is about 58 minutes longer than most men last! A true challenge, indeed.
So here’s the chubby…I mean skinny, skinny!….non-profit sex education organization RFSU are asking Norwegian ‘menn’ to strap on a jimmy hat at 1900 GMT this Thursday in the name of sex and consummate their relationship with their partner of choice during said hour.
The campaign came about because — ta da! — a study discovered that, while Norwegians were the most sexually active Scandinavians, they were also the least intelligent about using protection. Yup, the study also happened to find that Norwegians are the most likely to have STD’s — Chlamydia, in particular.
GROSS. So, um, beware before boning a Norwegian I guess?
“Our motto is sex is good, sex improves your health,” RFSU sexologist Sidsel Kloeew said. “This is meant to be this year’s most pleasant hour in Norway.”
Not for the women that sleep with them, unfortunately — condoms or no. 62 percent of Norwegians between the age of 20-35 years did not use a condom the last time they had casual sex, resulting in a whopping 20,000 cases of chlamydia every year. And those are just the ones reported.
But whatever. I always liked the Danes better anyway.