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Don’t miss out on love…

Obviously, I’m a big believer that love can happen anywhere, at any time.  That’s why I want you to imagine the following scenario. Pretend for a second that you’re a New Yorker waiting for the 6 train and you happen to lock eyes with a handsome stranger across the crowded platform.  You feel a jolt down to your pinky toe (and maybe elsewhere too). But then the moment passes. He gets on the train and you’re still stuck waiting with a sinking feeling in your stomach, wondering what might have been. more…

In honor of his re-election, let’s talk about Obama’s love life

I fell in love with Barack Obama the first moment I shook his hand. Before you all go getting scared thinking this is going to turn into a political piece, you can stop your mini-freakout right now. One, I don’t play that way (I even watched the election with a roomful of Obama haters) and two, HELLO, this is LoveTrekker. The only thing time my personal politics get involved is when a guy acts like a dick, and then I – quite democratically, I think – weigh the pros and cons of dumping him.

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Group dating, blind-style

If you’ve ever online dated (I have) you know that safety precautions are a must. You know the drill, tell your friends where you’re going, who you’re with, how you found him and his social security number (if you have it, as I bet some of you tech-savvy super sleuths do). But there’s no need to freak out that you  might be going out with a future serial killer — or even to feel awkward about meeting the potential meet of your dreams blindly anymore thanks to a new online “social” club called Grouper. Intrigued? Read on… more…

ABC

Who would you date?

I know I tend to write a lot of shizzle about The Bachelor without ever having truly watched it, but that’s because I’m truly fascinated by it. 25 men/women vying for the attention of one ‘Bachelor’ or ‘Bachelorette’, who, by the way, is probably making out with at least half of his or her wannabe loves. In the words of the great Peter Griffin (of Family Guy fame), it really grinds my gears when I see any of these clowns pledge eternal love on a TV show…and give those that have ‘made the cut’ a ROSE of all things to advance to the next round. How trite and corny can you get? These people obviously haven’t heard of Dorothy Parkermore…

Where can you avoid feeling sad and alone come February 14?

I’m not one of those people who snarls at loved up couples on Valentine’s Day, nor am I one of those women that needs to go out and get drunk with a gaggle of girlfriends to prove that I’m like, sooooo happy being single. But the way the world makes such a big deal out of this one holiday, I feel like I should be living one particular Bridget Jones’ Diary quote: “I suddenly realized that, unless something changed soon, I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine and I’d finally diet, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians…or I was going to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.” more…

Where to find love — literally — around the world

You all know that “looking for love in all the right places” is my slogan. So I’m going to be straight up with you and say that — while you’ll literally find love on this list, I can’t actually vouch for the quality of menfolk you’ll meet in each town. This is my bid to make nice after hating on Valentine’s Day all week by creating a comprehensive guide to the cities named in the honor of lurv and romance. Now all I need is endless amounts of cash and way bigger cahones to spend a week searching for my life partner in Romance, Oklahoma. more…

Is proposing on a plane romantic or mortifying?

When I think airplane love, my teenage boy brain immediately goes ‘BOING! Mile-high club!’ But that isn’t the only kind of romance you can find in-flight. One man actually proposed to his girlfriend in the air on Friday. To me, the thought of a public proposal is cheesy, embarrassing and unromantic, but there’s different strokes for different folks, right? more…

Wealthymen.com

This is legit, yo — it’s from CNN

I knew there was a reason I loved living in California so much. OK, I’m kidding — I don’t give a rat’s-you-know-what about men who have money (something Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger would not be happy to hear me say) but for some women, it’s at the top of their deal-breakers list. So if you want to snag a guy who’s affluent with minimal effort (meaning: there are more guys per capita in each of these locations), then you need just look at this list. It’s unfortunate for me that I couldn’t care less about how much he earns, because the numero uno spot is less than ten miles from my casa. Yeah, I know, I know…some girls have all the luck. So why isn’t Taylor Kitsch my next door neighbor again? more…

And furthermore, do you like that about your city, you dirty bird you?

According to Dictionary.com ‘kinky’ the definition of ‘kinky’ is ‘Involving or given to unusual sexual behavior.’ It is an adjective. It means you like weird sex. more…

Rehab pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas

Get thee on a plane! If you’re single, here’s where you should go

I hate to break it to you, but the summer is half over (unless you live in Southern California, where it’s summer year-round). If you’re bemoaning the fact that you still have no one to show off your newly toned beach bod to, fret no longer. Travelocity.com and Match.com have banded together to reveal what destinations are the hottest this August. After analyzing where singles seem to be heading to, they’ve ascertained that metropolitan areas seem to be the go-to hot spots. So if you’re feeling lonely, bored or just want some summer lovin’, book your ticket and get ready to spread your wings (I said nothing about your legs – no need to be slutty). Bonne chance! more…