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Group dating, blind-style

If you’ve ever online dated (I have) you know that safety precautions are a must. You know the drill, tell your friends where you’re going, who you’re with, how you found him and his social security number (if you have it, as I bet some of you tech-savvy super sleuths do). But there’s no need to freak out that you  might be going out with a future serial killer — or even to feel awkward about meeting the potential meet of your dreams blindly anymore thanks to a new online “social” club called Grouper. Intrigued? Read on… more…

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Who would you date?

I know I tend to write a lot of shizzle about The Bachelor without ever having truly watched it, but that’s because I’m truly fascinated by it. 25 men/women vying for the attention of one ‘Bachelor’ or ‘Bachelorette’, who, by the way, is probably making out with at least half of his or her wannabe loves. In the words of the great Peter Griffin (of Family Guy fame), it really grinds my gears when I see any of these clowns pledge eternal love on a TV show…and give those that have ‘made the cut’ a ROSE of all things to advance to the next round. How trite and corny can you get? These people obviously haven’t heard of Dorothy Parkermore…

In honor of the 11th season of Idol, here’s the hot list!

I admit it, I’m a huge dork…and I love all these musical competition shows (minus X Factor, that shit is whack). American Idol‘s top 13 of season 11 were chosen last night, and I couldn’t help but notice that Philip Philips — yes, that really is his name — looked particularly dreamy wearing a green shirt that matched his eyes (kind of like a pre-balding Jude Law in The Talented Mr. Ripley – and don’t even pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about!). Hence, the hot list. Rock on! more…

So you’re a girl who likes money? Well, here’s where to find a guy who has the green if that’s your favorite color

For the record, this is not a post I would ever personally write. I know nothing about where to find monied men. In fact, I tend to date photographers, gym trainers or struggling musicians. But I know there are women out there — especially in LA — that do care about a guy’s net worth. So for all you ladies, I’m reposting this article from SugarSugar.com, a site that caters specifically to gals who want to be some guy’s sugar baby. I’ll pass, thanks, but you may benefit from discovering the ten hottest spots around the US to meet guys rolling in the green. Go forth and conquer with your best assets – ahem  - forward. more…

Which city folks get laid the least, how to tell the size of his penis and are there signs he has E.D.?

Because July 4th has come and gone, I suspect you’re all in various states of exhaustion, suffering from hangovers and are bummed to be back at work after whatever shenanigans you had last weekend. So I thought I’d start your shortened week off with a little something to make you smile: penis talk. Although, now that I think about it, the ‘little’ part won’t really do you much good… more…

A list of the biggest and best fireworks displays in America

Independence Day is hands down my favorite American holiday. It isn’t that I’m hopelessly patriotic (trust me, I’m not — I used to wish I was British) but that I love, love, love fireworks. There’s something so majestic, something so magical about watching sparklers rain down into the sky, about hearing the BOOM they make as they’re set off and the whistling sound they make as they’re launched into the air. I also associate fireworks with romance. Don’t you? Maybe it has to do with sitting close to someone else in the dark, waiting for such beauty, anticipating what you’re about to see. Regardless, I hope everyone finds that kind of romance this 4th of July – and here are the best places to find it! more…

How to meet the football-loving guy of your dreams…and make sure he’s paying as much attention to you as he is the big game!

Ah, the big day is here…the one I care less to nothing about. Yes, friends, I loathe football. I know it’s an American pastime and all, and I know that the number of female football fans — who The New York Times call ‘Gridiron Girls’ — has increased by 23% over the last two years, but I am not among them. Being more interested in watching paint dry  than watching the Super Bowl won’t prevent me from hitting up a good, old-fashioned Sunday Funday football fete, though — and, if you are like me, it shouldn’t prevent YOU, either. Don’t forget, girls — where there is football, there will be MEN. more…

Hear what Cosmopolitan magazine has to say. If they’re right, my next stop is…right here at home in Los Angeles?

Drum roll, please. This is big news! A new study conducted by the University of Michigan professes to know the best places to meet men in America. I’m a bit skeptical. OK, so the study — which is featured in this month’s issue of Cosmopolitan magazine — simply states where the odds for meeting men are most stacked in our favor. But that doesn’t take into account that these guys could be gay, fugly or completely nuts, right? Still, I’m ever so glad that Salt Lake City is my next lovetrekking destination! more…