Technically, Phil Mitsch, I think that’s illegal

I will never date a politician. This isn’t because they’d never be attracted to the hippy, beach-girl thing I’ve got going on, but because, for the most part, they seem like stuffy, buttoned-up slime puppies. But maybe that’s just the ones from the Tri-State area (and Arkansas, can’t forget good ol’ Bill and the classy flavor-saving ‘lady’ he picked up). The latest assclown to offer horrible advice is New Jersey Republican Senate candidate Phil Mitsch, who has some classy advice to offer women to prevent their men from cheating. Via Twitter, of course, because I do so love to take my love advice from men without necks who wear really bad toupees…
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