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If I said I didn’t know how I felt about a new wedding trend, I’d be lying. It’s called the “naked wedding” for a reason, and those saying ‘I do’ do so in their birthday suits. I mean, whatever floats your boat, right? But don’t make your guests watch! more…

Where should you go if you’re single and ready to mingle?

I’m not going to sugar-coat this for you, and I’m sure you won’t be surprised, but I absolutely loathe New Year’s Eve. Not to sound sour, but there’s so much anticipation, so much effort, into ringing in the New Year in style that inevitably, the night itself is a bit of a letdown. more…

I do (think so)

I am 31 and have never been married. I have never even been close. Do I care? Not so much. Do you think that prevents me from having an opinion on someone else’s wedding? Again, not so much. more…

ABC

Who would you date?

I know I tend to write a lot of shizzle about The Bachelor without ever having truly watched it, but that’s because I’m truly fascinated by it. 25 men/women vying for the attention of one ‘Bachelor’ or ‘Bachelorette’, who, by the way, is probably making out with at least half of his or her wannabe loves. In the words of the great Peter Griffin (of Family Guy fame), it really grinds my gears when I see any of these clowns pledge eternal love on a TV show…and give those that have ‘made the cut’ a ROSE of all things to advance to the next round. How trite and corny can you get? These people obviously haven’t heard of Dorothy Parkermore…

Screen Gems

The story of a woman who lost her memory — and almost lost the love of her life

It’s hard enough finding true love even once in a lifetime, don’t you agree? Though we all play games and jump through hoops to make our relationships work, in the right kind of relationship, everything just works out organically. There’s no confusion or doubt, you don’t have to spend endless hours constructing sassy, pithy text messages and you certainly won’t be agonizing over why he hasn’t called. Krickitt Carpenter had the kind of enviable picture-perfect relationship — but when she lost her memory during a nearly fatal car accident, she also lost all feelings for her husband, Kim. But can two true soulmates ever really be torn apart?

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Twitter/Matthew McConaughey

Are the holidays a good time of year to get engaged?

After beating bongo drums in between her legs during the birth of their first child, Camila Alves deserves more than an engagement ring from Matthew McConaughey: she warrants sainthood. The couple has been dating for over five years and now have two kiddies together, but it took the Texan actor all this time to actually get around to proposing to the love of his life. Instead of saying “WTF?” here (which sums up how I feel about the bongo birth very nicely), I say “Really, McConaughey? You proposed on Christmas? She’s from Brazil, for Christ’s sake.” more…

Eva Amurri had her hen night in Vegas over the weekend. Could she have made a better choice?

Back in the day when I was a wee and innocent little lamb, I – along with my friends Saryn and Cristina – threw an impromptu bachelorette party for our friend Mary. She gamely played along though we were fairly green in the ‘I’m about to say I do’ department; at 27 I had, quite sadly, ever only been to two weddings. Anyhoo, Mary very gamely wore a penis tiara and asked men offensive questions. I don’t really remember that rest, and there’s probably a reason for that. more…

It’s time to think outside the box and discover new places to get your freak on

Will it be on a plane, train or automobile? Can you do the deed on a roller coaster? The Joy of the Quickie: More Than 150 Ways To Do It Now author Kate Stevens not only brings you 150 suggestions on where to get busy, but she also weighs the risk factors involved and offers you helpful tips on how to survive getting caught — unless you’re into that kind of thing. Just so you know, I’m not an expert on the quickie, but I am going to throw my two cents in when it comes to related places that I love. Just saying. more…

And furthermore, do you like that about your city, you dirty bird you?

According to Dictionary.com ‘kinky’ the definition of ‘kinky’ is ‘Involving or given to unusual sexual behavior.’ It is an adjective. It means you like weird sex. more…

Rehab pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas

Get thee on a plane! If you’re single, here’s where you should go

I hate to break it to you, but the summer is half over (unless you live in Southern California, where it’s summer year-round). If you’re bemoaning the fact that you still have no one to show off your newly toned beach bod to, fret no longer. Travelocity.com and Match.com have banded together to reveal what destinations are the hottest this August. After analyzing where singles seem to be heading to, they’ve ascertained that metropolitan areas seem to be the go-to hot spots. So if you’re feeling lonely, bored or just want some summer lovin’, book your ticket and get ready to spread your wings (I said nothing about your legs – no need to be slutty). Bonne chance! more…