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02
Feb
Sex Vs. The Super Bowl

Sports Illustrated

Would you give up sex for a month to watch Tom Brady battle Eli Manning?

I’ve got a not-so-shocking revelation for you: I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the Super Bowl. I know nothing about football, and, despite being born in RI and having lived in NYC for four years, have no loyalty to either the New York Giants OR the New England Patriots (or Indianapolis, Indiana, where SB XLVI is held this year). Yeah, Tom Brady is hot and all, but boyfriend rocked a Justin Bieber haircut like it was going out of business, which pretty much cools any ardor I may have ever felt for him once upon a time. more…

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13
Sep
Scientific Discovery Of The Year: The Best-Looking NFL Team Is…

Credit: CBS News

Touchdown! This research is real, y’all

Most men and yes, some women, have recently compiled their fantasy football draft picks, and a slew of Pennsylvania-based researchers have done the same, albeit in a slightly different way. The Wall Street Journal (see, this shit is legit!) enlisted the help of analysts at Ursinus College in Collegeville, PA to study the facial symmetry of guys in the NFL. For each of the 32 teams in the league, the scientists picked five dudes in offense, five in defense, the head coach and team owner, and ran their photos through a computer program. So mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the hottest team of all? more…

Category: A Guy's View, Kansas, New York, Pennsylvania  Tags: , , , , , , , ,  3 Comments